1. Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

    fishingboatproceeds:

    "The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

     
  2. fishingboatproceeds:

    aliewa:

    grouchythefish:

    ladyofpurple:

    I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

    Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

    image

    Why is it always Norway

    Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

     

  3. kidouyuuto:

    imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE

    (Source: caninevillain, via never-said-that)

     

  4. fishingboatproceeds:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

    Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at…

     
  5. the-lost-librarian:

    franticoblivion:

    hella-nootella:

    philsarms:

    achievement-titans:

    doraisnotafork:

    kirklandork:

    66-seals-of-fuck-you:

    teamshercock:

    morango-flutuante:

    holly shit.

    image

    I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

    If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

    tag your porn

    I looked at this and had an orgasm

    Oh my god this is just…

    philsphancake
    this is how to get me in bed

    #nsfa (not safe for artists)

    I probably already tagged you in this before but the-lost-librarian

    Yes. Yes. Ugh. Much art. never-said-that

    (Source: assassincreeds, via never-said-that)

     

  6. trashfriend:

    little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
    •drinking lots of water
    •eating fresh fruit
    •thinking positively about yourself and others
    •washing your face twice a day
    •changing your sheets once a week
    •hot baths with Epsom salts
    •face masks using from things in your house
    •sleeping more than 7 hours per night
    •reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
    •keeping your living space clean

    (via imogenparker)

     

  7. "If you point out casual racism or sexism on a regular basis, you’re going to get a lot of people whining that you’re too ‘politically correct,’ which is not a phrase that actually means anything anymore, besides saying of its speaker, ‘I am nostalgic for a time when I could be as racist as I wanted and nobody bugged me about it and thus I would like you to just shut up now you dumb person with your stupid thinky brain thoughts trying to infiltrate the hostile and unmovable lump of granite I replaced my mind with.’"
     

  8. writerlyn:

    wishuponastardis:

    Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

    So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

    And Microsoft Word?

    (via imogenparker)

     
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  11. yesenianais:

    It was hard to whittle my anger down to 140 characters believe me

    (via never-said-that)

     

  12. panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    (via imogenparker)

     

  13. queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

    (via throwitinasupernova)

     
  14. rosalarian:

    pourquoi-nutmeg:

    nortonism:

    The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

    YES.

    Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

    (Source: nevver, via iwriteaboutfeminism)

     
  15. chrisozer:

    POP!

    Knot & Bow Confetti Balloons

    (via designclever)